What A Crummy Day I Had

Well yesterday was certainly a crummy day - I was ambushed I tell you! Mean Mom - Mean Brothers - No one warned me! First I thought Dad was the only one that wasn't in on it but found out later he knew all about it. Oh man I was so mad - I told them I was fine and I nothing was wrong me - so what if I wanted to lose a few pounds in a few short months - and who really cares if I throw up on the floor every day. I'm fine I tell you. Mom asked me if I was watching too many Intervention shows with Dad - that maybe I saw too many of the episodes about "binging and purging". I said absolutely not - i was fine and I lived in my own body for 16 years and I was fine - end of story.

Everything started out good - me and Mom hung out most of the day - I helped her with the laundry right out of the dryer - i made sure it didn't blow off the bed - oooh nice and toasty. Then Mom gave me a good brushing - boy did that feel good and I must say I was looking pretty handsome.

Later I decided to lay in the sunbeams in the living room...what was that I hear?

Yep - I hear Mom in the kitchen opening the treat bag - ooooooh boy - treats..... hope they are shrimp flavored...

OH MAN HOW DID I END UP IN HERE AND can someone please shut Riley up - he's making fun of me...

Well I thrown in this cage and thrown in the car and Mom drove to the vet's office - It was torture I tell you - plan torture - I was giving Mom an earful the whole way - then we get there and that doctor was poking and prodding and taking my temperature in places foreign objects shouldn't go...how humiliating. The whole time he is he telling Mom that he can't find anything wrong - then Dad shows up - geez I thought he was on my side...So the vet takes me to the backroom and then shaved me neck...

and then stuck in this huge needle and drained me of all my blood - then he brought me back to Mom - i was in a weakened state and gave her a big hug -- Hey what are you going to do - I was still mad but I was happy to see her. Anyway - don't even ask. Dad brought me home and I showed him and Jonesy and Riley that I wasn't very happy and told them to leave me alone!

Well I don't hold a grudge so by the time Mom got home I was ready to give her more hugs! Dad put the cage away in the basement under the table so that usually means no more road trips.

Well the phone rings today and it's that Vet place with the results of my bloodwork! See I told Mom nothing serious was wrong! She was on the phone for quite a while and I was happy to hear her say she wasn't bringing me in for more tests unless some things the vet was telling her wasn't working. From what I gather I have to kept taking my joint medicine, have hairball remedy everyday - something about it being a "laxative" and helps the food go thru something rather than up something and try some different food. Well if it keeps me from going back to that horrible place - I'll eat everything - as long as Mom still treats me to shrimp now and then and I can stay the heck home!

So how was your day??? Miles